After seeing this comic over at Cyanide & Happiness, who I hope to hunt down during comic-con and thank for hours of disturbing humour, I immediately googled “Masturbating Snowman.” Amazingly, there was only one truly relevant result (though it’s a good one).

If this comic doesn’t tickle your funny bone, or at least two other smaller bones in your body or of those in your possession, well clearly it was not meant to be.