Well, I had a weird dream last night. In it, I met a sikh wearing a turban, a tight pink tank-top, and high rise denim short shorts. He then explained to me that the reason they wear long dress-like clothing is that it can be used as a spare turban in case they lose their regular one. Apparently, he had lost his turban in some unseen event, disrobed, and placed it on his head as a new turban. The implications of this dream are lost on me but it seemed weird enough to be worth mentioning here.